“My friends’ giant pocket”

“My dad bought me an electric vest to keep me warm at sea.”

“The logo on my umbrella only shows up when wet.”

“My pants have instructions.”

“Took a flash photo of my boyfriend in a reflective jacket.”

“The fabric from a shirt at a thrift store is the same as my scrunchie.”

“Vest I just got from the thrift store had a shriveled clementine with a face drawn on in its pocket.”

“The tread on these funky thrift store shoes”

“The Olympic jacket I got at a thrift store had the original owners’ I.D. badge inside one of the pockets.”

“My brother was joking about how he dresses like a 5-year-old. Then he found this.”

“Foxtails sprouting on work gloves left in the rain”

“The name label on my daughter’s new jacket has room for 3 successive owners.”

This jacket has emergency contact numbers on the inside.

“My boyfriend’s workout pants spell ‘Wombat’ at the seam.”

“I got a cool looking safety pin on some clothes I got for Christmas.”

“The ski jacket I’ve had since ’97 has a spot for that ’80s portable house phone.”

“This T-shirt says ‘Made in Bangladesh’ on the back but ‘Made in India’ on the label.”

“Found a pair of earrings at Goodwill that perfectly match the pattern of my dress.”

The NICU at the hospital has masks with mouth windows so the babies can see your expressions.